Sep
11
Your Concern:
Hi Jerry,
help me please!! My wife says she is going to leave me if I do not get rid of my pet pot-bellied pig (Alice). She says she is sick of it always getting in the way and coming between us. This just isn’t true, I have already made compromises with her and now Alice sleeps on the floor and not in the bed with us on Friday and Saturday nights. I even feed her on the floor in the kitchen now instead of at the table with us. I mean what more does my wife want from me. Alice is a simple little soul and wouldn’t hurt a fly. She just loves company and is a great companion. My wife doesn’t seem to understand as she works quite a bit and is away from the house at least 6 days a week from about 6am to about 7pm. As for me I am at home all day everyday as I got laid off from my job at the local supermarket two years ago (last August) and haven’t been able to face the fear of trying to get another job since. Alice understands me and keeps me company. help me please jerry, you are my only hope.
Jerry’s Response:
Alice can’t remain a substitute for human companionship and your other needs for long. I would recommend having a big fry-up for breakfast tomorrow, with a big side of bacon, courtesy of Alice. Clean up your house, kiss your wife, plan a weekend away with your wife, go look for another job and try to find other ways to fill the gap in your life in which you have placed a pig.
Enjoy the bacon and good luck!
